Wednesday, April 21, 2010

public #2's anyone?

i am currently on the road for my kids spring break. its been extremely difficult to sit down and type since we've been doing vacation-y stuff and i feel bad for blogging/checking in on the blogs i follow when i should be doing vacation-y stuff or even parenting stuff. i guess i forget the kids should eat often and bathe once or twice even while away from school. i got a new follower named star child while driving somewhere between san antonio and dallas and when i finally made it to his page i saw a questionnaire i couldnt pass up it allowed for a quick post with little effort because most of the thinking had already been done for me.

also ive been wanting to do a questionnaire for some time now simply because i like thinking of silly ass questions and thus making you guys silly asses in the process. i dont feel as lonely that way. i may even do a 'meme'. actually scratch that idea because i havent the slightest idea how to do one of those button thingys and honestly the word 'meme' just sounds terrible. i dont even know how its pronounced but i do know it makes me think of macrame and i dont even know what that is either. whatever, im rambling but i guess those will come soon and that my what she said. (sorry but i love a good thats what she said jokey joke)

anyway without further ado...

1 - Ever take a shit in the woods?

shit naw! (love the irony of that statement) i DO NOT deuce in public places and the woods is like the ultimate of public places. if we're at the mall or some other place not my house or even if we're on the road and i have to go #2, i will either hold it or find a hotel bathroom. a clean looking hotel bathroom mind you.

2 - If you won $1,000, what's the first thing you would do with it besides give me a cut?

i would go to whole foods so my kids could have enough strawberries and bananas for the weekend.

3 - What's your favorite phrase?

i have a few and some of those are:

i say 'i mean' alot. as in, 'i like going to whole foods but i have to get a line of credit to shop for a family of 5. i mean i like eating healthy but damn $1000 for 2 salmon fillets just isnt right.'

'what up dawg or cuz'...this is said to men and women as well as adults or children and is a term of endearment

'thats what she said'

'sammy get down from there. sammy dont touch that. sammy put that lighter down. sammy stop calling australia. that shits expensive. etc etc. my sons name is also sammy and he gets into shit. all the time

i also like making up things to add expression to something ive said or seen. case in point would be 'that shit hurt worse than a horse with a UTI.' or 'that was more annoying than a centipede with restless leg syndrome.'.......dont judge me

4 - Fill in the blank - the world would be a better place if ______ left the planet.

hmmm its a toss up between racism and heidi pratt's singing voice and every cd she's put out

5 - How do you take your coffee or tea?

how do i take it? i dont take it because stealing is wrong........well unless you really need it

but when i buy it, i get it like my womans bum.....sweet and hot. iced coffee is just a filthy concept. cold pizza equals awesomeness. cold coffee equals a magnificent disaster.

the irony is that i would guess both were birthed out of someones drunken bout and it just sorta 'caught on'.


Star Child said...


Thanks for the shout out.

Snappy answers, too. Not bad for a man on vacation.

Hope you are having fun!

Anonymous said...

HAHA, I love how you talk. When I saw the words "jibber jabber" in your profile I knew I would, LOL.

And you have a gorgeous wife and children, btw. They're like a model family!

bananas. said...

my answer to #4...miley cyrus :)

i say "i mean" a lot person and in blog.

enjoy your vacay with the fam! oh and little tip for ya...stop shopping at whole foods. their shit is espensive tho!

Linda Medrano said...

Sammy cold coffee is nasty you are quite right. I have the "that's what the girl at the picnic said" saying and nobody gets it. There is no girl! There was no picnic! I just like it! Also like "Said the actress to the Bishop". Okay, there is no actress. There is no Bishop! But I like it! Have a wonderful vacation with that gorgeous wife and those stunning kids!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Great answers! You have a lovely family and a great sense of humor! Love it!

Small Town Girl said...

Dude! I thought you'd fallen off into the gulf or something. Glad you finally posted something. That being said...go do vacationy stuff!

And I so thought you were going to say the world would be a better place if flipflops left the planet.

diana & aidan said...

RE: Heidi Pratt's singing voice...yeah, I could do without that. BUT I need her lip syncing voice to stay...because I watch this when I need a good laugh:

Anonymous said...

i will not bore you with the details as to how i came upon this conclusion (but, the children are to blame) but i absolutely cannot stand lukewarm tea. it's pure blasphemy!

Stella said...

I grew up never drinking coffee or tea and now I can't get into it. It makes me VERY unpopular in England.

Anonymous said...

Hope you're having a great vacation...

Cool answers... glad that you don't steal unless you REALLY need to ;0)

Deb O said...

Just read through your posts, you are a riot..good stuff

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