im 32 and 33 is just about around the corner. ive also been married for 11 of those 32 years. i dont why i felt that was a good precursor to what im about share, but i did so whatever.
the other night, my wife of 11 years and i were about 15 seconds into a hanky panky session. i was just about to 2nd base when my wife starts to chuckle a little. a bit perplexed, the following conversation took place...
well actually, what i was really wearing at the time may shed light on the matter...
me- are you kidding me? whats so funny?
her- i cant kiss you when your dressed like that
me- (looking down noticing what she's talking about) oh. are you serious??
her- (still laughing some) no no, its fine
me- uhhh okay??
--i go back in for another smooch only to be interrupted by more laughing. so now im getting frustrated
her- i cant make out with you like this. i feel like im making out with bill cosby!
me- its not even going to help now if i take the thing off will it?
her- hahaha i dont know?!?! its too funny now!
so now im beyond frustrated. im pretty mad. im madder than a centipede w/ restless leg syndrome or a giraffe with strep. my wife is sitting here laughing at me and my outfit and it wouldnt even help if i was to change now because she's already in that silly mood thanks to my fashion faux pas.
note to self, if you plan on doing the horizontal square dance with your woman, dont resemble mr huxtable or its off to the cold shower for you my friend. and on that same page, women you should avoid looking like one of the golden girls.
well maybe except blanche
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