while perusing the internet i somehow stumbled across these ACTUAL childrens book titles. i found them both horrific and hilarious.
well...alot more horrific than hilarious though.
out of all of these titles, dr. heinrich hoffmann's is the weirdest. i translated everything written on the platform thing for you. it reads 'i wear my green spandex outside my shoes but who cares, my hands look like rakes and my torso just looks odd. not to mention my hair is 3 feet high and 6 feet in diameter'.
i dont know why my kids have complaints of nightmares all the time.
hopefully your kids wont have the same complaints when you undoubtedly go and seek out these sweet books
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