okay i like bacon just as much as the next guy. well provided this 'next guy' isnt kevin federline.(have you seen that guy lately?)
i like bacon. i do not love bacon. the makers of these products i guess not only love bacon, but apparently want to buy it lingerie and dry hump it.
from what i can tell, these are all actual products. (im still holding out hope that the bra was just some bacon fiend being foolishly erotic and that it wasnt an actual product.)
how does a man or woman even approach their significant other about using this product? you'd probably be better off asking to bring a third person into your bedroom than getting your lover to slather their privates in bacon grease.
can you imagine the hangover you'd get after getting faded on this crap. i believe the bottle also comes with a thorough ass kicking.
nothing attracts girls more than having 'cracker barrel' breath.
haha this is just hilarious
wow. im either speechless or the vomit is working its way up my esophagus!...again
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