Tuesday, July 22, 2008

...and the ass-wipe of the year award goes to...(insert predictable drum roll here)

this jerk



if your not familiar with the guy, his name is michael suckballs, i mean, michael savage. he is the radio show host who made this statement:

Some parents of autistic children have called for Savage’s firing after he described autism as a racket last week. “In 99 percent of the cases, it’s a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the act out,” Savage said on his radio program last Wednesday.

Savage offered no apology in a message posted Monday on his Web site. He said greedy doctors and drug companies were creating a “national panic” by overdiagnosing autism, a mental disorder that inhibits a person’s ability to communicate.

On his radio show last week, he said: “What do you mean they scream and they’re silent? They don’t have a father around to tell them, ‘Don’t act like a moron. You’ll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don’t sit there crying and screaming, you idiot.’”



folks im not making this up. this is shit that quite literally oozed out his pompous mouth. i find it ironic that he says, 'quit acting like a moron bc it will get you nowhere in life.' i see this as one of two things: either he is a putz his damn self and needs to straighten up. or this is just a lame ass attempt at exposure. or should i say he's basically crying and screaming like an idiot for attention. again, his comments are soaked in irony. he's been fired from another radio job for ridiculous comments. he once told a caller he should “get AIDS and die, you pig.” again, im not making this up. (frankly, i wish i was)

i do somewhat agree with the 'greedy doctors and drug companies' bit. there are soooooo many 'conditions', new conditions at that, out there that cost tons of money it will make your head spin! unfortunately, i would agree that there is a good amount of over diagnosing on a wide range of conditions, possibly autism. BUT, 99% is ridiculous and his methodology atrocious!

i am somewhat confused by his statements. at one point he says, and i quote, 'My comments about autism were meant to boldly awaken parents and children to the medical community's attempt to label too many children or adults as "autistic". and there's the rub. boldly awaken? really? well lemme tell you mr savage, nothing says 'boldly awaken' like calling someone's kid a screaming idiot! i get confused because he also alludes to drug companies shitty attempts to over diagnose patients. so just who are you attacking michael? is it the drug companies or the parents and kids? if its the former, then fine, call them greedy money hungry swindlers. if its the latter, then you are simply an ass-wipe that looks eerily similar to the dog your posing with...


BREAKING NEWS--THIS JUST IN--

michael suckballs, ahem, i mean, savage has just been fired from his radio program for sucking too bad. he came under fire when he uttered ignorant statements concerning the families who deal with it and recently added more 'suckness' to flames when he attacked those in wheelchairs, diabetics, AIDS patients, and probably most shocking/ironic, those with receding hairlines. michael had this to say about his dismissal and statements, 'it sucks that i was fired today for so sucking soooo badly. i just wanted to empower those in wheelchairs to quit being lazy and get their lazy asses up! to the diabetics, or should i say, the 'so called diabetics', to quit bitching about your sugar levels and eat a twix bar with a mountain dew already! to the AIDS patients of the world, please toughen up and read my book titled 'how to train yourself to realize AIDS is not real. you just have a REALLY bad cold and lesions on your face!' and lastly, to those losing their hair, stop pacifying yourself and realize that you are not losing your hair. you simply are not drinking enough papaya/kiwi juice. also they need to read my book, 'how to realize that male pattern baldness is an illusion of the mind. your head is just getting bigger and drink papaya/kiwi juice'



okay okay so i did make that part up, but can you blame me? but anyhow, he wins the not-so-coveted award for sucking so bad. it was an extremely close race. coming in second place was satan, and third was rounded out by simon cowell.



--rant over--



posters note: i like american idol and simon cowell i was just being silly...or was i? muah ha ha, muah ha ha

18 comments:

Mrs34 said...

lol, i love how you call him Suckballs :D What a jerkface. He needs to be in a plane with our kids. I would love for him to say something to our kids or me for that matter. I cant believe that this is a true story...sad. Mr Suckballs really does suck balls...

Geof F. Morris said...

I just ignore chumps like this. But as I've got autistic family members, it does send the ol' BP up a skosh.

Amy (Metz) Walker said...

Gotta love the twisted laugh at the end of the post...

Yup, that's pretty horrible (and ignorant) stuff. Sad that someone like him has a show with an audience...

Melissa said...

Ehh, I got some 'not autistic' kids that can rip into him any day or time he wants. Literally. I have scars from children so scared and confused by the world that they only know to attack.

diana said...

Micheal Savage is a "nappy headed ho" and he needs to watch what he says! :P

sammy said...

hmmm, where to start? lets go w/ my lovely wife.

wifey-- first of all, please refrain from posting while dozing off due to an ambien taking effect. on a plane with the kids? where the hell did that come from?...on second thought, please post more AFTER taking the ambien ; )

geof--i really did try to ignore him, but nonsense to this degree is too hard to pass up!

amy--the laugh at the end was a last minute thing. it didnt feel 'right' until i placed that part in! you know me

melissa--i anticipated your response most because of your job. i would pay good money to see this dweeb and one of your students duke it out! priceless.

diana--speaking of priceless! you get the 'priceless post' award for calling a white male a nappy headed ho!!

Amy (Metz) Walker said...

Ha Ha! I'm cracking up at Diana's comment.

Dawn said...

You have no idea how mad I was when I heard the comments. As you know, Will may very well be on the spectrum, so he was talking directly about me and my kid. Will has a dad, a very present dad. I know when Will's screaming in a restaurant that people are looking at us like we've got an out of control child. You know, in a way, he is. We reprimand him, we punish him, etc. But nothing works because that little mind of his just can't grasp the concept that it's not okay. Does it make me a bad parent because my kid is screaming in a restaurant? Mr. Suckballs sure made it seem that way.

He's a d*ck.

Good luck in camp!

Joe said...

Sammy- I am a professional screenwriter and also teach screenwriting at the NYU film school, and am also a Pats fan. I read in the Boston Globe how you are interested in writing screenplays and thought you might be looking for some instruction and/or advice. If so, please email me at JFV2@NYU.EDU. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Sammy:
Way to go after Savage. He is a putz. Question for you: I just read of your interest in the arts in today's Globe. I'm a producer based in Boston and am working on some movie/music projects that you may find interesting.
If you have time, feel free to give me a shout. Best of luck with the up-coming season.

peace,
Moondog (phil@moondogworld.com)

King said...

Uh oh. Here come the bottom-feeders. F-ing globe.

PG said...

I work from 6-11pm. There's not usually great radio on at 11 when I am driving home. Sometimes, against my better judgment, i find myself stopping and listening to Suckballs (he doesn't always seem to be on WRKO at the same time). I always wind up yelling at the radio.

When will I learn?

Kent said...

Sammy, I agree with you entirely about Michael Savage. He is one of the worst right-wing ranters and promotes intolerance. He got fired from one radio gig for repeatedly telling a gay-rights activist to "go choke on a sausage" while on air.

It's time for politics and talk shows to move past the spreading of fear and hate. It's not bringing our country together or making it stronger.

Good luck to you this season and stay healthy! Just reading about last year's injury was painful. Also keep up the photography! And finally...you have a very beautiful family.

Goldstein Family said...

Hey Sammy,
I read the article about you in the Boston Globe on the internet. I lost both you and Leslie's numbers and addresses due to our hard drive crashing last year. How are you guys? We need to get together next time you are in San Antonio! E-mail us and we'll exchange contact info again! Can't wait to watch you this season. We miss you all so much!
God Bless,
Carrie
goldy419@hotmail.com

Anonymous said...

Sammy! don't know if you'll remember me, but i'll take the chance of potentially sounding like a weirdo... we used to play football in front of Luis' house together with your brother until the sun went down. i've been following your career every step of the way. i brag to my friends that i know you. just wanted to congratulate you on your success, and by the way, i've got you on my fantasy football team. you're my number 1 RB!

Take care,
Mike Veliz
(shortymike79@yahoo.com)

Melissa said...

dude. I know you're busy and all, but come on! Post SOMETHING so when I randomly check in I don't have to look at this douchebag's face!

Here is some fodder for the fire of a potential next post: http://iamneurotic.com/

I heard about it and thought, "oh! I can't wait to go see it! And I can't wait to tell Sammy!"

Enjoy, cuz.

Katie Says So said...

Saw you on Amy's blog!!

what a disgusting human being. suckballs is about accurate! I think I need my nephew to knock some sense into him though.

chris said...

'how to train yourself to realize AIDS is not real." Man that book would sell,lol.
That guy is a fricking royal putz!

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