2 posts ago i posted something about ramen noodles and a few other bits of nonsense that actually cross my mind.
upon posting, i realized at least 2 things: 1, i gotta stop drinking and posting simultaneously. 2, i should make a list of 10 things we SHOULD HAVE never heard, but apparently we unfortunately did!...yeah thats it!...
damn libations ; )
anyway, without further ado, the official list of 10 things we SHOULD HAVE never heard, but unfortunately did...(well someone did and the rest of us were forced to experience the torture)
1) 'reality shows are awesome, lets create another!!!'
2) 'okay Wendy's, meet bacon...bacon, meet Wendy's'
3) 'hey guys, there's this new texting language thats not annoying at all! check it out!...hey u goin 2 da show 2day or 2mrw? lemme kno sum time l8ter 2day. K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4) 'great! really good work guys. the first minivan is now complete'
5) 'damn bro, you are wearing those skinny jeans!!'
6) 'nonsense mr trump, your hair looks amazing!'
7) 'uhh, i disagree. i dont think ANOTHER vampire show is excessive'
8) 'okay singing career, meet heidi montag...singing career heidi'
9) 'why is there a bag of jiffy pop floating through the sky??'
and last but not least
10) 'ive got an idea, just take a lot off the front and do not touch the back.' --the wearer of the first mullet
- ▼ October (3)